Month: May 2019

May 28, 2019 Pat

I have no idea what to write about this week, you guys. I’m sorry. But rather than give you nothing, I’m going to produce a little shitty something for you. Perhaps by the end of it, you’ll have discovered that sometimes nothing is better than something. By the end, you may wish to unsubscribe (full…

May 19, 2019 Pat

I’ve been working ever since I was 12. I’d love to claim that I was a child-star-turned-serious-adult-actor-a-la-Neil-Patrick-Harris, but “work” means something different here. Since age 12, I’ve held down a day job (oftentimes it was multiple day jobs). Here are a few ways that I’ve scraped together an income over the years: receptionist, dog walker,…

May 11, 2019 Pat

[Warning: This post contains discussion of bodily functions. There will be minimal detail and lots of euphemism. If that’s still not your jam, check out this cat video instead.] It’s high time we have the bathroom talk, you guys. And by that, I mean I’m high in the bathroom…so let’s talk! Everybody does it, so I’m…

May 3, 2019 Pat

I had a most magical and touching moment last weekend. My uncle (hitherto known as Uncle) was in town for an art conference here in the ATL. In spite of everyone’s busy schedules, we managed to get together for dinner. It was me, Uncle, Mom, Sister, Brother-in-Law, Niece, Nephew, and Uncle’s GF (Rachel).  We sat at…